This one was a complete disaster! I’ve never had porridge before, it always looked so flavourless and dull but so many people seem to love it for breakfast I decided to give it a shot. I kid you not I had to YouTube Jamie Oliver in order to know what to do with it. I followed his instructions to the letter and it turned out just AWFUL! I made 4 different bowls each with a different flavour: cinnamon, honey, lemon and chocolate – all awful! How does anyone enjoy that consistency? Maybe mine just turned out really badly but it looked more like something out of Oliver Twist than a viable alternative to chocolate crumpets! This sticky mess was such a fail I couldn’t bear to photograph it so here is my new fruit bowl filled with goodies from the market instead.